how can you not reblog this
I have finally found the source of my sarcasm. Thanks, Pixar
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
i know everyones focusing on the anime but i actually really like the cgi style ahaha….
Two years ago today (October 20th, 2014) I first self harmed. I’m so proud to say that today I am 5 months and 15 days (168 days total) clean from any type of self harm. I am a completely different person and I’ve changed for the better. I continue to learn and grow each and every day. I’m…
It’s like watching a cartoon character but in real life. It’s perfect
im failing biology
American Horror Story, Season 1
(Probably my favorite quote from the entire series.)
Untitled su We Heart It.
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.